“These Sheets Smell Fantastic” Contest

For years, all of us at Cards Against Humanity have been searching for a 2008 commercial for “New Gain with Baking Soda.” It’s one of the weirdest, funniest commercials we have ever seen. But the thing is, we can’t find it anywhere on the internet.

The only proof we have of the existence of this commercial comes from this transcript of a December 30th, 2008 Fox and Friends:

00:18:26 There’s a newgain with baking soda and it made gail’s sheets so sparkling clean, it was perfect for planning a special surprise for her husband.

00:18:33 Hey, baby, you left the garage door open again.

00:18:34 WOW.[ Chuckling ] [ Giggling ] Yeah. yeah.

00:18:39 [ Sniff ] These sheets smell fantastic.

00:18:43 [ Deep inhalation ] ..

00:18:47 You smell fantastic, baby. mm-hmm.

00:18:48 Newgainwith baking soda.

The first person to provide us with actual video of this commercial will win:

• A $100 cash prize
• A new copy of Cards Against Humanity and the First Expansion

If you have any leads, or find the video, email us at CardsAgainstHumanity@gmail.com.

EDIT: Adesideratum found this commercial, which is extremely similar, but not exactly right.

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