IMPORTANT SWOOPING UPDATE

Friends: When last we spoke, this Urban Dictionary entry for “Swooping” had swooped 130 upvotes. In just two months, it has soared to a majestic 890. With any luck, future generations of humans will forget any of swooping’s associations with avian hunting strategies.

SWOOP SWOOP,

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UPDATE: The Urban Dictionary listing is also the first Google search result for “Swooping.”